Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
MY NEW MOTTO
Loneliness is not being alone; it’s loving others to no avail.
There’s nothing quite as terrifying as the realization that if you were to just stop talking to the people you care the most about, they would just be like “well darn” and move on with their lives, when vice versa you would fall apart in every way imaginable.